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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 7532 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens or building a castle made entirely of diamonds (because who needs stone when you can have bling?).
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