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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 821 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 104 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
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