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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 3223 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
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