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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 6301 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Buildings Constructed: | 11 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 209 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens or building a castle made entirely of diamonds (because who needs stone when you can have bling?).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking creepers who only reveal themselves to the most skilled players. Will you be the chosen one?
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