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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 6625 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens or building a castle made entirely of diamonds (because who needs stone when you can have bling?).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking creepers who only reveal themselves to the most skilled players. Will you be the chosen one?
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