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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 8710 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
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