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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 7754 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 49 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens or building a castle made entirely of diamonds (because who needs stone when you can have bling?).
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