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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 1795 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
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