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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 3446 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 8294 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens or building a castle made entirely of diamonds (because who needs stone when you can have bling?).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking creepers who only reveal themselves to the most skilled players. Will you be the chosen one?
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