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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 8335 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 32 |
Mines Excavated: | 4912 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 31 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens or building a castle made entirely of diamonds (because who needs stone when you can have bling?).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking creepers who only reveal themselves to the most skilled players. Will you be the chosen one?
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