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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 2449 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens or building a castle made entirely of diamonds (because who needs stone when you can have bling?).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking creepers who only reveal themselves to the most skilled players. Will you be the chosen one?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will make rubbing alcohol on your penis shaft seem like child’s play.