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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 8558 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 49 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens or building a castle made entirely of diamonds (because who needs stone when you can have bling?).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking creepers who only reveal themselves to the most skilled players. Will you be the chosen one?
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