Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found: 11 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Living Statues Befriended: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • CraftyDeception

    CraftyDeception
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the name is just as misleading as the creepers pretending to be harmless bunnies! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Looking for a server that promises unicorns and rainbows but delivers chaos and mayhem? Look no further! Our server may sound like a peaceful paradise, but don’t be fooled – it’s a battleground of epic proportions.

    Join us if you want to test your survival skills against killer bunnies, lava-spewing chickens, and zombie pigs riding on flying pigs (yes, it’s a thing here). Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a giant spider into battle, build a castle out of exploding TNT, and fight off a horde of evil llamas with laser eyes? Only here, my friend. Only here.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Buildings Constructed: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 229

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • DroneCraft: Ukraine’s Fast Track

    DroneCraft: Ukraine’s Fast Track
    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Our server is like Ukraine’s drone revolution, but in Minecraft form!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a drone swoops down and drops a bunch of TNT on your friend’s house. Hilarious, right? But wait, there’s more! Our drones can also deliver pizza straight to your base, because who has time to cook when you’re busy building the sickest castle in all of Minecraft?

    Join our server for non-stop action and chaos. You never know what our drones will do next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never have a dull moment. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Echo MC

    Echo MC

    Join a vibrant community of builders, explorers, and adventurers on our custom Minecraft server! Dive into a world brimming with unique gameplay features, custom plugins, and thrilling quests that will keep you engaged for hours.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Server For the game Minecraft server

    Server For the game Minecraft server

    Parkour Civilization Server| Jump

    | Learn about civilization| Look for friends

    | And solve the mysteries

    | Learn to parkour

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Cherry Block SMP: Where even the creepers have a sweet tooth. Version 1.21.1. Now with crossplay!

    Cherry Block SMP: Where even the creepers have a sweet tooth. Version 1.21.1. Now with crossplay!

    Cherry Block Minecraft Server

    Server IP cherryblock.org
    Bedrock Port 25565
    Server Availability Almost 24/7 operational

    Overview

    Step into a world where collaboration and camaraderie flourish, immersing yourself in a vibrant and welcoming community. Unleash an unparalleled gameplay experience, meticulously tailored with our premium quality of life modifications. We’ve curated the finest features from the Vanilla Tweaks mod, striking the perfect balance between enhanced gameplay and the authentic essence of Minecraft. Embark on your extraordinary journey today, exclusively on Cherry Block!

    Guided by a simple philosophy:

    • 🌟 Embrace the Golden Rule: Treat others as you wish to be treated.
    • 🚫 No room for griefing or stealing.
    • ⚔️ Zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

    Join our vibrant community, thriving since 2019, as we eagerly await your arrival on our Discord. Together, let’s create unforgettable memories. Elevate your Minecraft experience. Choose Cherry Block.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, there is no room for griefing on our server. We promote a friendly and collaborative community.
    Are hacking or cheating tolerated? No, we have a zero tolerance policy for hacking or cheating. Fair play is essential to our gameplay experience.
    How long has the server been operational? Our server has been operational since 2019, with nearly non-stop availability for players.
    How can I join the community on Discord? You can join our Discord server by visiting the link provided on our website or through in-game announcements.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Mori’s Minecraft Server: Parental Surprise

    Mori’s Minecraft Server: Parental Surprise
    Join our Minecraft server for a chance to babysit Mori Calliope for a week! That’s right, you’ll get to hang out with a famous reaper and have epic gaming sessions together.

    Day 1: Mori notices your gaming setup and asks to join. Who knew reapers were pro gamers?

    Day 2: Visit Mori’s studio and witness her music-making skills. She might even give you a private concert!

    Day 3: Enjoy a picnic with Mori and play frisbee. Then bake cookies together and make a mess in the kitchen.

    Day 4: Get creative and draw fan art of Mori with her guidance. Your art might even be featured in her next stream!

    Day 5: Have a movie marathon with Mori and laugh at her hilarious commentary. Bond over your favorite characters.

    Day 6: Learn some cooking skills from Mori and impress yourself with a delicious dinner.

    Day 7: Say goodbye to Mori, but leave with newfound confidence and a friend for life.

    Join our server for a week of unforgettable adventures with Mori Calliope!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Dimension Hops: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • /Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    /Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got a community that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage.

    But wait, there’s more! We have special events like the “Birthday Bash Bonanza” where we celebrate birthdays in style. You won’t believe the crazy builds and pranks we pull off during these parties.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear galore. It’s like finding a hidden treasure chest in the Nether!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing like a villager on a bender. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 175
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • StepmomSquadCraft

    StepmomSquadCraft
    Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own family? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the awkward family game nights and step-sibling drama! Our server is the perfect place to build your own family dynamic, where you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom.

    Forget about feeling guilty for not being more welcoming to your stepmom and step-siblings – on our server, you can be as welcoming or unwelcoming as you want! Create your own traditions, build your own castle, and never have to worry about hurting anyone’s feelings with a misplaced comment again.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can leave all the family drama behind and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Who needs real family when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • UkrainianTankBusters

    UkrainianTankBusters
    lol this server is so lit, even Ukraine’s night drones are bombing moving Russian tanks now! join us and experience the ultimate chaos and destruction in Minecraft! our players are so skilled, they can take down tanks with just a pickaxe and some TNT. who needs diplomacy when you have Minecraft? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive in this war-torn world. trust us, you won’t be bored for a second on this server!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Halo Public

    Halo Public

    Halo is a high-quality Minecraft Survival SMP featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

    JAVA IP: halosmp.my-mc.xyz

    1.20 -> Latest supported!

    » Halo Plugin! » Survival SMP!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • HexArchon: Where Minecraft is just like Ikea – everything is custom! Join for the chaos and endless possibilities!

    HexArchon: Where Minecraft is just like Ikea – everything is custom! Join for the chaos and endless possibilities!
    Overview
    HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is there a server trailer available? Server Trailer
    Is there a Discord server for HexArchon? Discord Server
    Where can I find more information about the server? Wiki
    What are the different gameplay mechanics available on HexArchon? Custom Mobs, Custom Items, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Quests, Abilities, Stats, Auto Farms, Furnaces, Furniture, Player Shops, Pets, Fishing, and Quality-of-life Improvements.
    What are the server’s technical specifications? CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X, RAM: 64GB, Storage: 2TB NVME SSD, Hosted on US East Coast
    Can I join the server with Bedrock Edition? Yes, the server supports Bedrock (Port 19132), but it comes with technical limitations.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 17

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Crafty Citizens Minecraft Server

    Crafty Citizens Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t create realistic modern Americans? Look no further, because on our server, you can create the most lifelike American characters from both continents!

    Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build skyscrapers, drive fancy cars, and even attend virtual American football games. But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of llama-riding cowboys who are on a mission to save the world from evil zombie invaders.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful world of modern Americans in Minecraft!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Is SMP still Minecraft popular?

    Is SMP still Minecraft popular?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

    Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks! And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

    But the real reason you should join our server is because we have our very own IRC server! That’s right, you can chat with your fellow players in real-time while you’re mining for diamonds or battling mobs. Who needs Discord when you have old-school IRC?

    So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Star Shards Collected: 121
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • SpecialNeedsMC Server

    SpecialNeedsMC Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life awkward encounters and dive into a world of blocky fun!

    Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepy mobs – all without the fear of being asked for a kiss by a special needs classmate!

    Our server is a safe space where you can avoid uncomfortable situations and focus on crafting epic creations. Plus, if you ever feel overwhelmed, just log off and take a breather – no need to hide in the bathroom at a school dance!

    So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and absolutely no unwanted advances. Let’s block and roll!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3625

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CraftyCarats: Real or Fake, You Decide!

    CraftyCarats: Real or Fake, You Decide!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like buying your husband cheap jewelry! Join us for a world filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the gold you could ever dream of – no fake stuff here, only the real deal!

    Imagine a world where you can mine for gold without worrying about your spouse’s high standards. Our server is filled with treasures beyond your wildest imagination, and no one will judge you for gifting your loved ones with luxurious items from JAXXON – even if it’s not real gold!

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs Costco when you have a whole virtual world of riches waiting for you? Don’t let anyone bring you down for your choice in jewelry – on this server, you’re free to be as fabulous as you want!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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