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Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Kreys

    Kreys

    SLIMEFUN ELITEMOBS JOBS SKILLS SHOP

    If you are looking for a server to play with your friends without lag and great content JOIN!

    Our server has dungeons, tombs upon death, no ADMIN abuse, active STAFF, rewards when voting, store, jobs, random meteorites around the map, free of hackers and MANY MORE THINGS!

    SURVIVAL [1.8.9-1.19.3] BEDROCK Y JAVA SLIMEFUN, ELITEMOBS, SHOP, SKILLS

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 199 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Love Letters Sent: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • The Raphie MC Server

    The Raphie MC Server

    This is a vanilla, survival, Minecraft server. Almost everything can happen because it has only 2 rules. The server is also by the Youtuber “Raphie Exists” (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUGznixdw_sxn5Jn1bIHl8A). The 2 rules are: 1. Don’t say language that may be offensive to a race, gender, religion, etc 2. Don’t hack

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • ParadoxMC

    ParadoxMC

    ParadoxMC is a simplistic OG, NON-OP SkyBlock server. Don’t join if you’re not tough enough to survive.

    – Non-OP Economy – Play With Your Friends – Monthly Top Island PayPal Rewards – Friendly Community

    50% OFF LAUNCH SALE | JOIN TODAY

    IP: Play.ParadoxMC.org Forum: https://paradoxmc.org/

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Meow.catempire.win

    Meow.catempire.win
    Server IP: meow.catempire.win

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • hostiland

    hostiland

    Welcome To The Survival Vote; Hostiland I Hope You Have Fun On My Server and Don’t Forget to Vote Krak

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Crops Grown: 7396 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • RolePlay 100×100

    RolePlay 100×100

    Servidorft RolePlay 1.12.2 forge (with mods, download on discord) is a server with jobs such as police, banker, farmer, miner… It is important to log into discord and follow the instructions in the welcome message.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Tapioca express

    Tapioca express

    Factions (No Raid) | GTS | Crates | Scrolls | Gyms Friendly Community | Events & Giveaways | Starter FriendlyWe are a new and growing community! Join our Discord for server updates!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Enchantments Applied: 63

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Zees Pub Semi-Vanilla Survival

    Zees Pub Semi-Vanilla Survival

    Zee’s Pub No Rules/No Hacks/No Pay2Win Semi-Vanilla Survival is built on Paper as the server base, runs on a Linux Dedicated server, we use SilkSpawners to make Spawners Mineable with Silk Touch, EssentialsX For The Basics, FastLeafDecay, Gatekeeper, Harbor(Sleep Plugin), Phantom Combat(For Combat Logging), and Lasso. ONLY Anonymous donations are allowed, there is no buying admin, items, ranks, particles, cosmetics, etc… The only incentive you have to donate is making sure the server can continue running on a High Performance Dedicated Server with Gigabit Fiber connection.

    IP: minecraft.zee.li Port:25565(default)

    Specs:

    Intel Core i7 9700K

    64GB DDR4 RAM

    M.2 NVMe Drive

    Gigabit Fiber Ethernet Plugins installed on server: SilkSpawners, Essentials, FastLeafDecay, Gatekeeper, Harbor, Phantom Combat, Lasso

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Magical Moments Shared: 29
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • MCJabko

    MCJabko

    nice server nice server nice server nice server nice server nice server nice server nice server nice server nice server nice server nice server nice server nice server nice server nice server nice server nice server nice server nice server nice server nice server nice server nice server nice server nice server nice server nice server nice server nice server nice server nice server nice server nice server nice server nice server nice server nice server nice server nice server nice server nice server nice server nice server nice server nice server nice server nice server

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Ourcraft community

    Ourcraft community

    Ourcraft is a minecraft SMP server! The first ever discord server was created back in 2021 and stays till this day. The name has been kept from public since 2014. This means that in 2014 me and my friend tough we created the first name “OurCraft”. In 2022 I found that there have been servers with the same name since 2011 ! Now here with us you can make friends and memories while our staff team is protecting you. We have Custom Weapons that help you progress thru the gameplay, we have custom enchants and so much more!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Towns Built: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • redneck mining

    redneck mining

    Just a small friendly minecraft server, come have fun and relax and play minecraft. some addons for your enjoyment

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • minetopia-nl

    minetopia-nl

    minetopia nl only server we builts this town for your fun and rp you have to me nl to join if you are ty for join our server

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Mines Excavated: 1336
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Cosmicsmp

    Cosmicsmp

    A server like any other that is dedicated to boxing pvp, I hope you like it

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Endless Night Skies: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Skybrawl

    Skybrawl

    We’re introducing a brand new game to the Minecraft community. Skybrawl is a combination of the three most widely-loved gamemodes that exist to date; Skyblock, Factions, and Prison. We’ve combined them in a way that allows the player to experience the feel of each one, not by simply adding prison mines to a skyblock server. Raid other player’s islands, upgrade your own, rankup, and so much more. Start your adventure today!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • MyMetaverse

    MyMetaverse

    MyMeta Minecraft Server The worlds first blockchain Minecraft network features adrenaline-pumping minigames, interesting quests, and personal real estate.

    Players can now link their Enjin wallet in order to use the blockchain assets they own in the server.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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