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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 7420 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 22 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you can, like, build a house out of candy canes and ride a llama into battle against evil zombies.
oh, and get this, the admin is, like, a wizard who can turn you into a superhero with just a flick of his wand. he once battled a giant spider with nothing but a pickaxe and a block of cheese. true story, bro.
plus, we have, like, secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with diamonds and golden apples. and every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of talking cows and dancing creepers. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.
so, like, come join us on this epic adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision of your life.
