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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 8577 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 24 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 136 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you can, like, build a house out of candy canes and ride a llama into battle against evil zombies.
oh, and get this, the admin is, like, a wizard who can turn you into a superhero with just a flick of his wand. he once battled a giant spider with nothing but a pickaxe and a block of cheese. true story, bro.
plus, we have, like, secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with diamonds and golden apples. and every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of talking cows and dancing creepers. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.
so, like, come join us on this epic adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision of your life.
