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| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 9432 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 237 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 211 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 7518 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you can, like, build a house out of candy canes and ride a llama into battle against evil zombies.
oh, and get this, the admin is, like, a wizard who can turn you into a superhero with just a flick of his wand. he once battled a giant spider with nothing but a pickaxe and a block of cheese. true story, bro.
plus, we have, like, secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with diamonds and golden apples. and every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of talking cows and dancing creepers. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.
so, like, come join us on this epic adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision of your life.
