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| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 7176 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you can, like, build a house out of candy canes and ride a llama into battle against evil zombies.
oh, and get this, the admin is, like, a wizard who can turn you into a superhero with just a flick of his wand. he once battled a giant spider with nothing but a pickaxe and a block of cheese. true story, bro.
plus, we have, like, secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with diamonds and golden apples. and every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of talking cows and dancing creepers. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.
so, like, come join us on this epic adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision of your life.
