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| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 4908 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 23 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 910 |
| Animals Bred: | 97 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Crops Grown: | 2807 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a completely insane and unpredictable storyline that will keep you on the edge of your seat!
Join us as we embark on a wild journey where the Japanese have destroyed a base in Hawaii, leading to a quest to save the Jews and homosexuals by defeating the majority of white Europeans. But wait, there’s more! America is evil and retarded, so we must first kill all our brethren before taking on the Japanese.
So if you’re looking for a server with a crazy plot twist and non-stop action, come join us and be prepared for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs boring old building and mining when you can be part of a wild adventure like this? Join now and let the chaos begin!
