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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Astral Projections Made: 2
Ores Mined: 9857 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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