lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 2732
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50 Magic Crystals Found: 17
Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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