lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Holy Grails Found: 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 34

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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