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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 2776 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2146 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
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