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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 8250 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 106 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 372 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Crops Grown: | 5744 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
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