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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 1784 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 608 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
1. We have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!
2. Our admins are actually unicorns in disguise. They grant wishes, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds to all players who join the server. Who needs a genie when you have a unicorn admin?
3. The Nether in our server is actually a tropical paradise with lava water slides, ghast volleyball tournaments, and pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. It’s the perfect vacation spot for all Minecraft players.
4. Our server has a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game: a diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. Rumor has it that whoever finds it becomes the ruler of the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!