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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 359 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
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