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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 236 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 3996 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
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