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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 4307 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Buildings Constructed: | 45 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 6 |
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