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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 7218 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
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