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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 1246 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 49 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 7158 |
Crops Grown: | 9362 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
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