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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 2598 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 36 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
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