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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 31
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Blocky Wasteland Adventures

    Blocky Wasteland Adventures
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the craziness goes down! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and dance parties with creepers!

    One time, a player stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a dimension made entirely out of cake. Another player accidentally turned their house into a flying castle and had to navigate through the clouds to find their way back down.

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server today! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? Just remember, on our server, anything is possible!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    New Chunks Explored: 516026 Dragon Scales Harvested: 221
    Dimension Hops: 12 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • ObamaCraft: Where even creepers miss the good old days

    ObamaCraft: Where even creepers miss the good old days
    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Trump is the president and Iran wouldn’t even dare to mess with us! Forget about WW3, because with Biden in office, anything can happen! Come build, mine, and survive in a world where politics are as crazy as the creepers exploding around you. Who needs real-world drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Join now and see what kind of shenanigans await you!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Crafty Creepers and Rainbow Sheep: Where Artists and Trans Folks Rule the World!

    Crafty Creepers and Rainbow Sheep: Where Artists and Trans Folks Rule the World!
    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Want to join a server where the players are always on the defensive, ready to protect their precious diamonds at all costs? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who believe they deserve everything handed to them on a silver plate – literally, we have a special silver plate item that gives you special powers in-game!

    But that’s not all – our server is also known for its wild and wacky community events. Last week, we had a giant chicken race where players rode on chickens around a track while trying to dodge obstacles. And next week, we’re planning a massive fireworks display that will light up the entire server.

    So why wait? Join our server now and see why most artists end up trooning out after a few years – whatever that means! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Alien Abductions: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Emeralds Found: 2519

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Steve and Friends

    Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Steve and Friends
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody understands your true identity? Look no further, because on our server, you will find a character that is literally YOU. Yes, you heard that right. This character is so eerily similar to you that it’s practically your twin. People will stop you on the street just to comment on how identical you are to this character. It’s like looking in a mirror, but in Minecraft form. Join our server and embrace your true self, because this character is indisputably you. Who knows, maybe this character will become self-aware and start questioning its own existence. The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can finally find your place in this world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and discover the true meaning of identity crisis in the most hilarious way possible!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Crops Grown: 4634

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Crafting Craziness: Where Tourette’s meets Minecraft Madness!

    Crafting Craziness: Where Tourette’s meets Minecraft Madness!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where anything is possible.

    Our server is so crazy, even Tourette’s can be beaten! That’s right, we’ve had players come on with Tourette’s and miraculously cure themselves just by playing on our server. It’s like magic, but with blocks.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our players in action. We’ve got players who have been watching for hours without popping off, it’s like they’re superhuman or something. Who knows what other crazy abilities they might have?

    So come join us on our mysterious and sus-filled Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even cure yourself of Tourette’s while you’re at it. Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ores Mined: 764 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Blocky Shenanigans

    Blocky Shenanigans
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll question if you’ve stumbled into a whole new country! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret society of dancing llamas. Explore our vast landscapes, from the mystical Mushroom Forest to the treacherous Cactus Canyon.

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a group of mischievous villagers have formed a rebellion against the oppressive rule of the chickens. Will you join forces with the pigs to overthrow the feathered tyrants? Or will you choose to align yourself with the mysterious Endermen, who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the Nether?

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and see for yourself if this is even a real country… or just a crazy dream brought to life in blocky form!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 6406
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Crafty AF – Mine for Days

    Crafty AF – Mine for Days
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out diamonds. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that magical madness?

    So come on down and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. See you there!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Mines Excavated: 2309
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Crafty McCraftface: Just Got This Server

    Crafty McCraftface: Just Got This Server
    Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. You’ll have the chance to ride on a dragon, build a castle made entirely out of candy, and battle against a horde of evil llamas.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing creepers and singing villagers.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is purple, the water is made of rainbow juice, and the only rule is to have fun? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 193 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9724 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Crafty Nationalist Crew: Building Blocks of Unity

    Crafty Nationalist Crew: Building Blocks of Unity
    Are you tired of sitting around on the internet complaining about the state of the world? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become part of a nationalist movement like never before. Fight against the evil kikes and be the change you want to see in the world. But beware, the feds may try to stop you, so be prepared for an epic battle like no other. Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 609
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Diamonds & Lols – Mine, Craft, LOL with Friends!

    Diamonds & Lols – Mine, Craft, LOL with Friends!
    Are you tired of playing regular old Minecraft and want to spice things up with a little bit of Yu-Gi-Oh! action? Look no further than our server, where we fuse bodies and steal the show in epic duels!

    Join us for the Duel Links Speed General #2451Stealing the show edition, where we focus on the SPEED duel format of the game. And if that’s not enough, we also welcome classic Yu-Gi-Oh! anime discussions because why not?

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve been celebrating the 2500 days since launch event with dream tickets and gems, and the upcoming events include a Mizar rerun and Dennis unlock.

    If you need resources for info on Legendary Duelists, Skills, decklists, events, etc., we’ve got you covered with links to the Yu-Gi-Oh! Wiki, Official Duel Links Page, and even a Yu-Gi-Oh! Probability Calculator because who doesn’t love a good probability calculation in the midst of a duel?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and get ready to duel like never before!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Zombie Dances: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Blocky Love Triangle: Where Creeper’s Aren’t the Only Ones Exploding

    Blocky Love Triangle: Where Creeper’s Aren’t the Only Ones Exploding
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as finding your girlfriend’s panties in your brother’s bed? Look no further! Join our server and embrace the chaos – because who knows what other crazy surprises await you in the world of blocky adventures. Whether you’re building giant panty-shaped structures or embarking on quests to uncover the truth behind mysterious panty disappearances, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together – panties optional!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 15
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Prison Break Craft: Where Even the Toughest Male Delinquents Can’t Escape!

    Prison Break Craft: Where Even the Toughest Male Delinquents Can’t Escape!
    Are you tired of boring, cringey Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that is kind of gay and stinks of semen? Look no further! Our server is perfect for male delinquents looking for a wild time.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have female delinquents with long skirts and cold attitudes. They may be bold and cute, but they will definitely keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to provide for a girl like that?

    Join our server now for a crazy, outrageous experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to embrace the chaos!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Dragon Scales Harvested: 292
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Blocky Decisions: Left or Right?

    Blocky Decisions: Left or Right?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have you mining and crafting all day? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning your very existence with the age-old question: left or right?

    Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests where you must choose between going left or right, with each path leading to wild adventures and crazy challenges. Will you choose the path of righteousness and conquer the land, or will you go left and end up in a land of talking chickens and dancing creepers? The choice is yours!

    But that’s not all – our server also features a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted disco ball that grants wishes (or just makes your dance moves even more epic).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember: when in doubt, always go left. Or was it right? Oh well, just pick a direction and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Farms Harvested: 485 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘OH GOOD GOD’

    Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘OH GOOD GOD’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom!

    Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving unicorn.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of dancing chickens who will teach you the ancient art of chicken ballet.

    And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing llama who only speaks in Shakespearean insults?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Villages Defended: 10
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 28 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Ores Mined: 2866 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • WaifuCraft: Where your 2D dreams become 3D reality!

    WaifuCraft: Where your 2D dreams become 3D reality!
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a classic Touhou game…but with chuddies! That’s right, you can battle it out with your friends while wearing your favorite pair of chuddies for extra protection and style points.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chuddie King, who will grant you special powers and abilities if you can defeat him in a chuddie-wearing duel. Rumor has it that the Chuddie King once defeated an entire army of creepers with just one flick of his chuddie.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most chuddie-filled adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows, you might even become the next Chuddie Champion and rule over the land in your stylish underwear.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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