Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a porn machine – constantly pumping out wild and crazy adventures for you to enjoy!

Join us for a chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can. Our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world?

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RocketRumbleMC

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Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got crazier explosions than Hezbollah firing 100 rockets at the north! But don’t worry, no one’s gonna get hurt, except maybe for that one time a teen got killed in a crash during a siren… but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane battles you’ve ever seen! We’ve got dragons flying around, creepers exploding left and right, and villagers trading the most ridiculous items you can imagine. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and conquer all the lands with your epic skills. Let’s do this!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dimension Hops:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

RevelationMC

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A chill, laid-back SMP with Creative as well. We try to emulate the original golden days of Minecraft, while constantly evolving! Additionally, we do frequent giveaways and events if you join our Discord and verify yourself!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Differentiators SMP

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‼️If you are looking for a semi-vanila experience with teams, building, and consentual pvp, look no further! Hello, and Welcome to the Differentiators SMP. We are a very new server, looking for players preferably 13+. We are looking for players that are willing to be at least semi-active, and are looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure with proximity chat, and an active playerbase. In addition to this, we will be hosting on a very powerful host for minimum lag. Join The discord server to get more details, and the server ip! We’re looking forward to seeing you!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Daddy’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join us on Someone’s Daughter server, where the mobs are as fierce as a mother protecting her child!

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode! We have epic boss battles where you have to defeat a giant baby zombie riding a chicken. And don’t even get me started on our custom dungeons – one of them is literally a giant playpen filled with baby zombies armed with rattles!

But the real reason you should join Someone’s Daughter server is for the community. We have the friendliest players who will help you out in a pinch, whether you’re being chased by a horde of baby zombies or just need someone to share your cake with.

So come on down to Someone’s Daughter server, where the adventures are as crazy as a toddler on a sugar rush!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Dragon Eggs Found:	800

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Thick Women Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have thick women roaming around ready to spice up your gameplay! Imagine mining for resources and suddenly a curvy creeper comes up to you and gives you a wink before exploding – talk about a blast! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with thick women, crazy shenanigans, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2808	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NormBeGone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old social norms getting in the way of your Minecraft fun? Well, look no further than our wacky SMP server! Join us and say goodbye to the social norm of wearing pants while playing Minecraft – because who needs pants when you’re building epic structures and battling creepers?

But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyFamilySecret

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where all the family secrets are revealed! Join us and uncover the scandalous tales of your fellow players’ families – from long-lost cousins to secret treasure stashes buried in the backyard. Who knows, you might even discover that you’re actually royalty or descended from a line of famous Minecraft builders! So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, the family drama never ends!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	257477	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Farms Harvested:	176
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

KishidaCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where Japanese PM Kishida and Zelensky are gonna have a showdown in the virtual world! watch as they battle it out in pixelated glory, with explosions and flying pigs everywhere! who will come out on top? join now to witness the epicness unfold! also, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MainlandMischiefCraft

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LOL this server is like Taiwan trying to plug border holes after 2 landings by mainland Chinese men in small boats, except instead of border holes we got FUN HOLES and instead of Chinese men we got MINECRAFT MEN in small boats! Join this server for a wild ride full of adventure and craziness. Build your own boat and sail the high seas, just watch out for any sneaky mainland Chinese players trying to invade your land! Come join us for a server experience like no other, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8964	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Revelation MC

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Tired of annoying Minecraft players bothering you? Want a chill, laid-back environment with frequent events? Want a way to relax, do your own thing, and have fun playing Minecraft for once? Join RevelationMC, and get the old Minecraft feeling back. It’s time to start your Minecraft phase again.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Portugal’s Youthless Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers filled with young whippersnappers who have no idea how to build a proper dirt hut? Well, look no further because on our server, there are no young people in Portugal anymore! That’s right, they’ve all been transported to another dimension where they can’t bother us with their noobish ways.

Join us for a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs young people in Portugal when you can have a server full of craziness and laughter? See you there!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	190

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

The Verdict on Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They were greeted by a group of villagers who challenged them to a dance-off for the ultimate prize: a diamond pickaxe that could mine through bedrock!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out with golden carrots as their weapons. The winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity!

So, what’s the /vt/erdict? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a one-of-a-kind experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Love Letters Sent:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

TalentCrush Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only talent you need is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids with the most attractive talents!

Join us if you have the amazing talent of taming creepers and making them your loyal pets. Imagine riding into battle on a giant exploding green monster, now that’s talent!

Or maybe you have the unique ability to communicate with Endermen and convince them to do your bidding. Need a new house built? Just ask your Enderman buddy to teleport some blocks for you!

And let’s not forget about the players who can summon lightning storms at will. Need to clear out a pesky mob farm? Just zap it with some lightning and watch the chaos unfold.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the talents are as wild and wacky as the players themselves, join us now and show off your most attractive talent!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Animals Bred:	62
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyQuestionsMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!