Pixelated Nonsense Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on servers created by developers who couldn’t code their way out of a paper bag? Look no further, because our server was created by the one and only Bob McNoobington, who is famous for not creating a single good video game in his entire career! But fear not, because his lack of talent has somehow translated into creating the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so bonkers that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a visit (and promptly getting his butt kicked by a pack of rabid chickens).

So if you’re looking for a server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt and questioning the very fabric of reality, come join us on this wacky adventure. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most absurd Minecraft server ever created by a developer who couldn’t make a good game to save his life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Emeralds Found:	9862
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mines Excavated:	3714
Endless Night Skies:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3306	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Buildings Constructed:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8329	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Towns Built:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Emeralds Found:	787	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Potions Brewed:	95	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Astral Projections Made:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	26
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	5681	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.