Pixelated Nonsense Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on servers created by developers who couldn’t code their way out of a paper bag? Look no further, because our server was created by the one and only Bob McNoobington, who is famous for not creating a single good video game in his entire career! But fear not, because his lack of talent has somehow translated into creating the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so bonkers that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a visit (and promptly getting his butt kicked by a pack of rabid chickens).

So if you’re looking for a server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt and questioning the very fabric of reality, come join us on this wacky adventure. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most absurd Minecraft server ever created by a developer who couldn’t make a good game to save his life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	1967	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	427	Crops Grown:	1775
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Towns Built:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crops Grown:	9465	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Endless Night Skies:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Villages Defended:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Emeralds Found:	3855
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	109
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	24
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Potions Brewed:	51	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Void Gems Collected:	32
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Crops Grown:	4657	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9959
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Divine Spears Created:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Animals Bred:	93	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.