Pixelated Nonsense Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on servers created by developers who couldn’t code their way out of a paper bag? Look no further, because our server was created by the one and only Bob McNoobington, who is famous for not creating a single good video game in his entire career! But fear not, because his lack of talent has somehow translated into creating the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so bonkers that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a visit (and promptly getting his butt kicked by a pack of rabid chickens).

So if you’re looking for a server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt and questioning the very fabric of reality, come join us on this wacky adventure. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most absurd Minecraft server ever created by a developer who couldn’t make a good game to save his life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Towns Built:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Villages Defended:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	218	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
New Chunks Explored:	732006	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	220

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	29
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	New Chunks Explored:	171119
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Emeralds Found:	5629
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	1942	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Villages Defended:	10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.