Are you tired of playing on servers created by developers who couldn’t code their way out of a paper bag? Look no further, because our server was created by the one and only Bob McNoobington, who is famous for not creating a single good video game in his entire career! But fear not, because his lack of talent has somehow translated into creating the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so bonkers that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a visit (and promptly getting his butt kicked by a pack of rabid chickens).

So if you’re looking for a server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt and questioning the very fabric of reality, come join us on this wacky adventure. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most absurd Minecraft server ever created by a developer who couldn’t make a good game to save his life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
Void Armor Forged: 24 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 20
Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Phloxnew

    Phloxnew

    Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Runes Activated: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 New Chunks Explored: 731189
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Mythical Empires Server

    Mythical Empires Server

    -= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • TrekCraft

    TrekCraft

    TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Endless Night Skies: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

    NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

    A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Ranch N Craft

    Ranch N Craft

    Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Void Gems Collected: 32
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • jes.earth

    jes.earth

    Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 6213
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Dimension Hops: 14 Epic Shields Constructed: 24
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Kiras Kingdom

    Kiras Kingdom

    We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Zombie Dances: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • TownySMP Earth

    TownySMP Earth

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • DragonShield

    DragonShield

    drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Magic Items Found: 8331
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Belly Server

    Belly Server

    Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Gods Slained: 2 Magic Items Found: 1627
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • GTAMC Network

    GTAMC Network

    A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • firestarter

    firestarter

    firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
    Void Gems Collected: 31 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1963 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • PrimordialMC

    PrimordialMC

    PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Beacoland Survival

    Beacoland Survival

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Star Shards Collected: 101
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • CubedMC

    CubedMC

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 49 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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