Are you tired of playing on servers created by developers who couldn’t code their way out of a paper bag? Look no further, because our server was created by the one and only Bob McNoobington, who is famous for not creating a single good video game in his entire career! But fear not, because his lack of talent has somehow translated into creating the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so bonkers that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a visit (and promptly getting his butt kicked by a pack of rabid chickens).

So if you’re looking for a server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt and questioning the very fabric of reality, come join us on this wacky adventure. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most absurd Minecraft server ever created by a developer who couldn’t make a good game to save his life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Animals Bred: 167
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • SkyMata

    SkyMata

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Cobbletwo

    Cobbletwo

    IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Dimension Hops: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • PoliticaMC

    PoliticaMC

    A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 237 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Royal Legacy

    Royal Legacy

    This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Hogwarts Network

    Hogwarts Network

    HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • MOOCRAFT

    MOOCRAFT

    IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

    – – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 156 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 126 Towns Built: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • LavaCube

    LavaCube

    LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 505 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • ParadiseMC

    ParadiseMC

    SURVIVAL SEMIRPG – Features | Slimefun | Auctions | Dungeon Bosses | Ranks by time | Upgradable Spawners | Duels between players | Up to 9 classes to choose from | New custom mobs | Lots of RPG items | Daily missions and challenges | Server focused on PVE. | Custom Texture Pack | Boxes | Ability to create or join Guilds | Ranks by Time | Boss events with exclusive rewards! | Pets | Keys to boxes with incredible rewards | RPG

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Void Armor Forged: 22

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Noob-Friendly

    Noob-Friendly

    Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Alien Abductions: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • SuperSMP

    SuperSMP

    welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • 1MoreBlock.com

    1MoreBlock.com

    We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 185 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Zombie Dances: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • VoidSMP

    VoidSMP

    The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 27 Demon Skulls Collected: 22
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Iruvatar Network

    Iruvatar Network

    We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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