Pixelated Nonsense Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on servers created by developers who couldn’t code their way out of a paper bag? Look no further, because our server was created by the one and only Bob McNoobington, who is famous for not creating a single good video game in his entire career! But fear not, because his lack of talent has somehow translated into creating the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so bonkers that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a visit (and promptly getting his butt kicked by a pack of rabid chickens).

So if you’re looking for a server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt and questioning the very fabric of reality, come join us on this wacky adventure. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most absurd Minecraft server ever created by a developer who couldn’t make a good game to save his life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Crops Grown:	6759	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Buildings Constructed:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	130
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Crops Grown:	1787
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Enchantments Applied:	71	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Magic Items Found:	4467

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Towns Built:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	2985
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Runes Activated:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Enchantments Applied:	188	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Emeralds Found:	5775

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	255	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magic Items Found:	3926	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Farms Harvested:	752	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Star Shards Collected:	262

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Void Gems Collected:	36
Star Shards Collected:	50	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.