Pixelated Nonsense Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on servers created by developers who couldn’t code their way out of a paper bag? Look no further, because our server was created by the one and only Bob McNoobington, who is famous for not creating a single good video game in his entire career! But fear not, because his lack of talent has somehow translated into creating the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so bonkers that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a visit (and promptly getting his butt kicked by a pack of rabid chickens).

So if you’re looking for a server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt and questioning the very fabric of reality, come join us on this wacky adventure. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most absurd Minecraft server ever created by a developer who couldn’t make a good game to save his life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Chimeras Created:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ores Mined:	9850
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Potions Brewed:	76	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Love Letters Sent:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magic Items Found:	1223	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	134	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Potions Brewed:	130	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Players Killed by Monsters:	4189	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Farms Harvested:	587	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
New Chunks Explored:	886915	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	108

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	39704
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.