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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 4224 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 51 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!