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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 9602 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 2587 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!