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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 1402 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 145 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 202 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!