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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 5000 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 135 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Towns Built: | 8 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!