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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 4975 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5660 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!