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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 5493 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 926 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Void Gems Collected: | 22 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!