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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 7865 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 4 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
Star Shards Collected: | 210 | Animals Bred: | 57 |
Runes Activated: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!