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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 6226 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
Towns Built: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 481 |
Enchantments Applied: | 122 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!