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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 7226 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 9151 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!