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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 3600 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Star Shards Collected: | 89 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8295 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.